Stupid Funny Quotes Biography
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
I know I should respect your choice, but I'm finding it hard not to think you're being an idiot.
You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.
A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot.
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
There are two things eternal. Human stupidity and the universe. And I'm not even sure about the universe
I may not know everything, and I have never pretended I do, but please don't treat me like I'm stupid it's very insulting.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if only people could learn how to manage their stupidity.
Common sense is not a gift,it is a punishment,because,we have to deal with every one, who does not have it.
Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated... But there is no cure for stupid.
I've finally figured it out... No, you're not stupid, you just have an extremely poor understanding of people and this thing called feelings.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
You can't argue with stupidity.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Does anyone know the number to 911?
The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.
I feel so proud of myself, see I bought a Rubik cube and finished it in 6 months while the box said 3-4 years...
The definition of being stupid: seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and choosing to still believe the lies.
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
Staying with someone that doesn't appreciate you isn't loyalty...it's stupidity...
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.
Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
I've seen a lot of girls who are stuck with a guy they love but all I can say is don't let love be an excuse to be in a shitty relationship...
Arrogance is the art to be proud on his own stupidity.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
I hate when girls act dumb because they think it's cute.
If You Don't Want A SARCASTIC Answer, Don't Ask A STUPID Question...
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Haters really dont have their own lifes actually. Why? Because they are so focused to live in yours.
On internet you can be anything you want, its strange that so many people choose to be stupid...
The only victories which leave no regret are those which are gained over ignorance.