Funny Ironic Quotes Biography
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism.
Jonathan Safran Foer
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
Funny how life goes on but leaves those marks on our lives. This time of reflection certainly brings the happiest memories with a dash of sadness.
When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?"
In life there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot!
You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.
If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard.