Cute Funny Quotes Biography
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. ~David Byrne
Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor
Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy. ~Jaesse Tyler
We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. ~Robert Fulghum, True Love
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen
You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown
True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. ~Author Unknown
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown
I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
All because you kissed me goodnight!
If another girl steals your man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him. Real men can’t be stolen.
– Kid Cudi
Love me, and i will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and i will drop those mountains on your head.
Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
How to please a woman?
Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the
football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say..
How to please a man?
Show up naked, bring beer.
Don’t bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship..unless you want it to be a short trip.
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
I heard you’re a player.
So, let’s play a game.
Let’s sweet talk. Let’s play fight.
Let’s talk 24/7.
Let’s tell each other good morning and good night every day.
Let’s take walks together.
Let’s give each other nicknames.
Let’s go on dates.
Let’s talk on the phone all night long.
Let’s hold each other.
I love being in the type of relationship where you’re totally comfortable around each other, and there’s no pressure to act a certain way, there’s no awkward moments, you can be weird and lazy when you’re together, make fun of each other, tickle each other and then just laugh it off like you’re best friends because you are.
Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she loves, the one she hates, and the one she can’t live without. And in the end, they are all the same guy.