Funny Quotes From Movies Biography
"Bond, James Bond"
From numerous James Bond movies.
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings"
Carolyn Grimes as Zu Zu Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life.
"I'll be back!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the terminator - The Terminator.money
"My mother always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump.
"Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies"
Butterfly McQueen as Prissy - Gone With the Wind.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind.
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?"
Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver.
"You can't handle the truth."
Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan R. Jessep - A Few Good Men.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days"
Kevin Costner as Crash Davis - Bull Durham.
"Here's Looking at you, kid"
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine - Casablanca.
Orson Welles as Charles Foster Kane - Citizen Kane.
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Roy Scheider as Police Chief Martin Brody in Jaws.
"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain"
Professor Henry Higgins - My Fair Lady.
"May the force be with you"
Harrison Ford as Han Solo - Star Wars.
"There's no place like home"
Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale - The Wizard of Oz.
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
Marlon Brando as Don Corleone - The Godfather
"Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls"
James Stewart as George Bailey - It's a Wonderful Life
"Soylent Green is people"
Charlton Heston as Detective Thorn - Soylent Green.
"If you build it, he will come"
Voice from above - Field of Dreams
"Go ahead...make my day!"
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan - Sudden Impact.
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan - Dirty Harry.
"E.T. phone home"
E.T - E.T. the Extraterrestrial
"Show me the money"
Cuba Gooding, Jr. as Rod Tidwell - Jerry Maguire
"Thank you sir! May I have another!"
Kevin Bacon as Chip Diller - Animal House
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley."
Marlon Brando as Terry Malloy - On the Waterfront
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs
Andy Serkis as Gollum - Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges"
Mexican Bandit - Blazing Saddles*
*see message forum as to why this quote is not attributed to Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." - Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden - Fight Club
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
Mel Gibson as William Wallace - Braveheart
"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better"
Mae West as Tira - I'm No Angel
Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa - Rocky
[Lining up a rifle shot] "Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me"
Barry Pepper as Private Jackson - Saving Private Ryan
"You're a lean, mean, fighting machine!"
Bill Murray as John Winger - Stripes
"Say hello to my Little Friend"
Al Pacino as Tony Montana - Scarface
Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein - Young Frankenstein
"This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One."
Gene Hackman as Jimmy 'Popeye' Doyle - The French Connection
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"
[typed] by Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in The Shining. Quote first appeared in 1957's Bridge on the River Kwai.
"I wish I knew how to quit you"
by Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain.
"I'm the king of the world"
by Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson in Titanic.