Monday, 15 April 2013

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The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.
Benjamin Franklin
Most people return small favors, acknowledge medium ones and repay greater ones - with ingratitude.
Benjamin Franklin
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Benjamin Franklin
Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning.
Benjamin Franklin
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.
Benjamin Franklin
God helps those who help themselves.
Benjamin Franklin
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading or do things worth writing.
Benjamin Franklin
For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration, to change opinions, even on important subjects, which I once thought right but found to be otherwise.
Benjamin Franklin
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin
Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.
Benjamin Franklin
All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion which binds us in partnership in the serious work of the world.
Benjamin Franklin
I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.
Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.
Benjamin Franklin 
Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.
Benjamin Franklin 
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin 
Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste.
Benjamin Franklin 
He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.
Benjamin Franklin 
Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.
Benjamin Franklin 
All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones.
Benjamin Franklin 
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“Katy Perry still gets me every time. She’s very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!” – Niall on his Katy Perry crush.
“If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.” – Niall on what some lucky lady can look forward to.
“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means that’s you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.” – Niall on being single.
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy” — Niall voices his opinion on sexy girls.
“I’m an emotional guy, so I don’t have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.” - Niall on being an emotional guy.
“My first celebrity crush was J-Lo – Who can resist that bum?” – Niall on J-Lo’s bum.
“Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goose bumps and think, “I am literally the luckiest person in the world.” - Niall on the meteoric rise of One Direction
“I played the guitar since I was like 11, 12, so I’m big on the guitar. I like to write music on it.” – Niall on his favourite instrument.
“I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.” — Niall on Michael.
“Id rather play with a paper plane and be called a boy, than play with a girls heart and be called a man.” – Niall on being a man.
“We’re the four best friends, that anyone could have!” – Niall on his One Direction bandmates.
“When I was growing up, I was a big Swing fan, so I’m big into Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. Nowadays it’s Michael Buble. Buble is a big inspiration for me because he has a great voice, can write a song, has a great ear for music, and demands your attention when he’s performing.” – Niall on his musical influences and Michael Buble
“It’s absolutely incredible to even be put in the same sentence as these guys. These guys have sold an endless amount of albums. Hopefully we can emulate a tiny bit of their success because if we were to get anywhere near that it would be a very big achievement.” – Niall on One Direction comparisons with other boy bands Take That, N’Sync and The Backstreet Boys.
“I think our fans are a bit like us they’re very fun, like to have a laugh, like to party. I think that’s what comes across on our album as well. It’s very fun. It’s music that you could play at a party, but it also deals with teenage relationships.” – Niall on the One Direction fans.
“I think I’d be the soppy one, cos I love all the cuddles!” – Niall on cuddles.
“Let’s go to Nando’s!” – Niall on his favourite food….Nando’s!
“We’re quite good friends with Ed. We always hang out with him. If you listen to Ed’s album, you’ll know that he is one of the best lyricists I’ve ever heard in my life. He knows how to string words together like you wouldn’t imagine. We were very lucky to work with him.” – Niall on working with his pal, Ed Sheeran.
“I’d definitely date a fan; as long as she didn’t just scream in my face all evening.” – Niall on his dating options.
“Red bull doesn’t give you wings. It just makes you sick”. – Niall on being stuck on the ground.
If you have some great Niall Horan Quotes then I’d be delighted to hear from you and add them to the every-growing list. Please add via the comment section below.
You know those relationships when the girlfriend/ boyfriend keeps on hurting their partner and yet their partner keeps on forgiving and taking them back each time? We never understand why. And sometimes get angry at the forgiving person cuz we know they're going to get hurt again. Have you thought of our relationship with God that way? We hurt him by sinning every day- and yet he takes us back every day. When we're lost , he goes out of his way to find us. He doesn't love us because of our works. He loves us because HE IS LOVE and simply Can Not Help It.
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Funny Funny Quotes About Life Love Birthday Sayings Pictures

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Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
Do communion wafers taste better in Corpus Christi, Texas, or in Sacramento, California?
Don't call us "gun nuts"! With a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns!
Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh? Wouldn't Jesus have preferred Gold, Platinum and Silver?
Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
Even if you manage to convince me that I am gay, I am NOT going to sleep with you.
Ever wonder why god-centered religions make a woman responsible for messing up the world?
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don't want to have to see you everyday
I'm a Frisbeeterian - When I die, my soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there
I'm a right-wing, Republican, conservative Christian who thinks the spotted owl tastes like chicken.
I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. Now everywhere I go, I'm chased by a herd of deer.
Did Joseph get upset when the Boy Jesus gave away his coin collection?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important.
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels
Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge!
God could create the universe in six days because he didn’t have to make it upward compatible.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God must especially love Fundamentalist preachers, Paleoconservative Republicans and the mentally ill, since He is all they ever talk about
I consider conversations with people to be mind exorcizes. But I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
-Jarod Kintz
Someday I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it.
-Jarod Kintz
A telemarketer called the other day and asked me for my name. I said "this is Pete." He replied "hi, Steve." I said "no, my name is Pete." He still didn't understand me so he asked me to spell my name. I said "no problem, P as in pneumonia, E as in Einstein, T as in tsunami, and E as in Europe."
-Pete Blankenhorn
Father Flannigan's Whiskey wants to remind you that wherever there are four Irish Catholics, there's always a fifth.
-Pete Blankenhorn
When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
-Jarod Kintz
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"--Emo Phillips
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.--Emo Phillips
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.--Emo Phillips
My girlfriend loves Sex In The City. Trouble is, I live in the country.
-Jarod Kintz
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky -- but there wasn't any gum under any of them.--Emo Phillips
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Funny Quotes With Pics About Life Love Birthday Sayings Pictures

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Everyone says that loves hurts, but that's not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Everyone confuse these things with love but reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again.
When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, no one can ever tear them apart.
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly - Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved.
Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by the heart.
Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly.
What is love? In math: an equation; in history: a war; in chemistry: a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: YOU.
You really love him, don't you? a simple psychological question, no name was mentioned but suddenly someone came into your mind
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn Monroe.
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.  - Dr. Seuss.
You've got to dance like there's nobody watching. Love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey.
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
According to Greek mythology humans were originally created with 4 arms 4 legs and a head with 2 faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
These quotes come from a variety of sources, and due to my laxness, I haven't bothered to document their origins (nor am I likely to start now). If you'd like to find out who said what when, there are several on-line sources, as well as print sources (i.e., Bartlett's) for that sort of thing. Otherwise, you'll just have to take my word for it that I didn't just make them up. Remember: this is the web, not a refereed literary journal or the New York Times. I don't have to verify my sources.
To view the quotes, either scroll down the page, or if you're looking for a quote by someone in particular, click on the first letter of his or her last name.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams
There are two kinds of writer: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.
- Brian Aldiss
A writer should say to himself, not, How can I get more money?, but How can I reach more readers (without lowering standards)?
- Brian Aldiss
The story...must be a conflict, and specifically, a conflict between the forces of good and evil within a single person.
- Maxwell Anderson
When a man publishes a book, there are so many stupid things said that he declares he'll never do it again. The praise is almost always worse than the criticism.
- Sherwood Anderson
You know how it is in the kid's book world; it's just bunny eat bunny.
- Anonymous
Character gives us qualities, but it is in actions - what we do - that we are happy or the reverse....All human happiness and misery take the form of action.
- Aristotle
Have something to say, and say it as clearly as you can. That is the only secret.
- Matthew Arnold
It is the writer who might catch the imagination of young people, and plant a seed that will flower and come to fruition.
- Isaac Asimov
No one suggests that writing about science will turn the entire world into a model of judgment and creative thought. It will be enough if they spread the knowledge as widely as possible.
- Isaac Asimov
Rejection slips, or form letters, however tactfully phrased, are lacerations of the soul, if not quite inventions of the devil - but there is no way around them.
- Isaac Asimov
To most readers the word 'fiction' is an utter fraud. They are entirely convinced that each character has an exact counterpart in real life and that any small discrepancy with that counterpart is a simple error on the author's part. Consequently, they are totally at a loss if anything essential is altered. Make Abraham Lincoln a dentist, put the Gettysburg Address on his tongue, and nobody will recognize it.
- Louis Auchincloss
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
- Russell Baker
Unless a writer is extremely old when he dies, in which case he has probably become a neglected institution, his death must always be seen as untimely. This is because a real writer is always shifting and changing and searching. The world has many labels for him, of which the most treacherous is the label of Success.
- James Baldwin
If the artist does not fling himself, without reflecting, into his work, as Curtis flung himself into the yawning gulf, as the soldier flings himself into the enemy's trenches, and if, once in this crater, he does not work like a miner on whom the walls of his gallery have fallen in; if he contemplates difficulties instead of overcoming them one by one...he is simply looking on at the suicide of his own talent.
- Honore de Balzac
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
- Robert Benchley
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
- Thomas Berger
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
- Milton Berle
PROOF-READER, n. A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
And as to experience--well, think how little some good poets have had, or how much some bad ones have.
- Elizabeth Bishop
Being a poet is one of the unhealthier jobs--no regular hours, so many temptations!
- Elizabeth Bishop
A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.
- S. Boorstein
In science there is a dictum: don't add an experiment to an experiment. Don't make things unnecessarily complicated. In writing fiction, the more fantastic the tale, the plainer the prose should be. Don't ask your readers to admire your words when you want them to believe your story.
- Ben Bova
There is probably no hell for authors in the next world -- they suffer so much from critics and publishers in this.
- C. N. Bovee
Bring all your intelligence to bear on your beginning.
- Elizabeth Bowen
Any man who keeps working is not a failure. He may not be a great writer, but if he applies the old-fashioned virtues of hard, constant labor, he'll eventually make some kind of career for himself as writer.
- Ray Bradbury
First, find out what your hero wants, then just follow him!
- Ray Bradbury
Beware of self-indulgence. The romance surrounding the writing profession carries several myths: that one must suffer in order to be creative; that one must be cantankerous and objectionable in order to be bright; that ego is paramount over skill; that one can rise to a level from which one can tell the reader to go to hell. These myths, if believed, can ruin you.
If you believe you can make a living as a writer, you already have enough ego.
- David Brin
If you have other things in your life -- family, friends, good productive day work -- these can interact with your writing and the sum will be all the richer.
- David Brin
The writer is important only by dint of the territory he colonizes.
- Van Wyck Brooks
Either a writer doesn't want to talk about his work, or he talks about it more than you want.
- Anatole Broyard
Sex almost always disappoints me in novels. Everything can be said or done now, and that's what I often find: everything, a feeling of generality or dispersal. But in my experience, true sex is so particular, so peculiar to the person who yearns for it. Only he or she, and no one else, would desire so very much that very person under those circumstances. In fiction, I miss that sense of terrific specificity.
- Anatole Broyard
Don't explain why it works; explain how you use it.
- Steven Brust
Literature is all, or mostly, about sex.
- Anthony Burgess
Style has always been in my mind the author's Self, the creative expression of that Self.
- Whit Burnett
I have been successful probably because I have always realized that I knew nothing about writing and have merely tried to tell an interesting story entertainingly.
- Edgar Rice Burroughs
If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor.
- Edgar Rice Burroughs
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