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* There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure. - Anonymous
* It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
* Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott
* The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
* When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
* First we are children to our parents, then parents to our children, then parents to our parents, then children to our children. - Milton Greenblatt
* That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in another. - Adlai Stevenson
* The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning - and the younger generation doesn't think much of it either. - John J. Welsh
* They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable. - Joan McIntosh
* Generation Gap: A chasm, amorphously situated in time and space, that separates those who have grown up absurd from those who will, with luck, grow up absurd. - Bernard Rosenberg, Dictionary for the Disenchanged, 1972
* There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going. - J.B. Priestly
* I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
* Friends are God's apology for relations. - Hugh Kingsmill
* Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are. - Marsha Norman
* Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining? - Robert Brault
* When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them. - George Bernard Shaw
* The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. - Erma Bombeck
* A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
* Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
* If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion. - Ashleigh Brilliant
* Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. - Anonymous

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