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Funny Friendship Quotes Biography
It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected - Charles Lamb
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you - Rita Mae Brown
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence - Edgar Allan Poe
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends - George Bernard Shaw
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia - Dame Edna Everage
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate - Charles Dickens
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist - Aaron Machado
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly - Mark Twain
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. - Jarod Kintz
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun' - Groucho Marx
The best time to make friends is before you need them - Ether Barrymore
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately - Benjamin Franklin
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim - George Carlin
There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money - Benjamin Franklin
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog - Harry Truman
A true friend stabs you in the front - Oscar Wilde
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept - Samuel Butler
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous. - Ambrose Bierce
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. - Virginia Woolf
Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary - Louisa May Alcott
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families. - Jay McInerney
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend - Sarah Dessen
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh - P.C. Cast
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success - Oscar Wilde
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. - Charles Caleb Colton
If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky - S.E. Hinton
A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face - Maya Angelou
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. - Diane Von Furstenberg
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better - Plutarch
Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. - Benjamin Franklin
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you - Dale Carnegie
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one - C.S. Lewis
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life - Mark Twain
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature - Jane Austen
The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends - Voltaire
We know our friends by their defects rather than their merits - W. Somerset Maugham
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty - Sicilian saying
She is a friend of my mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. - Toni Morrison
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Funny Friendship Quotes Biography
It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected - Charles Lamb
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you - Rita Mae Brown
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence - Edgar Allan Poe
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends - George Bernard Shaw
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia - Dame Edna Everage
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate - Charles Dickens
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist - Aaron Machado
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly - Mark Twain
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. - Jarod Kintz
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun' - Groucho Marx
The best time to make friends is before you need them - Ether Barrymore
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately - Benjamin Franklin
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim - George Carlin
There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money - Benjamin Franklin
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog - Harry Truman
A true friend stabs you in the front - Oscar Wilde
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept - Samuel Butler
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous. - Ambrose Bierce
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. - Virginia Woolf
Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary - Louisa May Alcott
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families. - Jay McInerney
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend - Sarah Dessen
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh - P.C. Cast
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success - Oscar Wilde
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. - Charles Caleb Colton
If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky - S.E. Hinton
A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face - Maya Angelou
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. - Diane Von Furstenberg
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better - Plutarch
Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. - Benjamin Franklin
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you - Dale Carnegie
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one - C.S. Lewis
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life - Mark Twain
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature - Jane Austen
The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends - Voltaire
We know our friends by their defects rather than their merits - W. Somerset Maugham
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty - Sicilian saying
She is a friend of my mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. - Toni Morrison
Funny Friendship Quotes
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